Boo Ludlow

Tag: Baen

  • 2024-05-20—Leafy Haus

    Hello, friends! So, stop me if you’ve heard this one… Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, “Hey, is it getting hot in here?” The other muffin responded, “Holy crap, a talking muffin!” Anyway, that bit of standup there is how I nagged $5 off of the mug…

  • 2024-05-13—Monsters…

    Hello, friends! Here’s a story from when my youngest brother was really little. My mother walked into the living room and found him in the process of making the place look like a tornado passed through. She put her hands on her hips and said, “E, who made this mess?” Not one to fess up…

  • 2024-03-11—The Gruff Damsel

    Hello, friends! To my brother, if you see this, happy early birthday. You’re one awesome kid. And to you, too, random internet visitor, if it is your birthday now or soon, I wish you a happy birthday, too. Unless you hate birthdays. Then may it be suitably whatever-emotion-tickles-your-fancy on this bland day of no particular…

  • 2024-03-04—The Cranky Critic

    Hello! As I type this out over the weekend, it is hailing outside with ferocity, coupled with winds that could probably carry my baby away if I granted her wish and let her wander out into the elements. And here I am, inside, warm, comfortable, doing my best not to be distracted by my wife’s…

  • 2024-02-12—Vanilla (Fantasy) and Eating Nannies

    Have you ever eaten a nanny? I bet you have. I’m not much of a fan of them, personally, but the rest of my family eats them all the time. (For context, my little one calls bananas “nannies.” And she eats, pulverizes, and otherwise terrorizes a lot of nannies.) The Failed Technomancer, chapter 27, is…