• 2024-06-03—Family Month

    Hello, friends! I take pride in the nuclear family this month. May 30th was a travesty, an embarrassing perversion and weaponization of “justice.” The current POTUS (and many others) are wearing red and carrying a hammer and sickle: Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime. ~Lavrentiy Beria (Soviet secret police chief) Devon…

  • 2024-05-28—Memorial Day Update

    Happy Memorial Day, everyone! (Retroactively…) I’m grateful for this holiday. Freedom is one of the most expensive blessings we enjoy, and Memorial Day helps me remember to reflect on that. I am extremely grateful for American military service members who gave everything for this amazing country and the values it represents. I apologize for the…

  • 2024-05-20—Leafy Haus

    Hello, friends! So, stop me if you’ve heard this one… Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, “Hey, is it getting hot in here?” The other muffin responded, “Holy crap, a talking muffin!” Anyway, that bit of standup there is how I nagged $5 off of the mug…

  • 2024-05-13—Monsters…

    Hello, friends! Here’s a story from when my youngest brother was really little. My mother walked into the living room and found him in the process of making the place look like a tornado passed through. She put her hands on her hips and said, “E, who made this mess?” Not one to fess up…

  • 2024-05-06—Spidey Feedback

    Hello, friends! First of all, a huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my wife, just in case we didn’t all shower her with enough love over the weekend. This all wouldn’t be possible without you and I am dead serious. (As I type this my daughter is banging on the door and sticking her fingers under it,…